HumorFeed - White House Buys Multi-Billion Dollar Insurance Policy on State of Missouri | Broken World News http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=white-house-buys-multi-billion-dollar-insurance-policy-on-state-of-missouri-%7C-broken-world-news WASHINGTON, D.C.--Sources within the Obama administration confirmed today that the White House has purchased property insurance through State Farm that covers the entire state of Missouri.  The policy lists President Obama as the sole owner, and will only pay in the event of a total loss. "If the entire state were to become, let's say,… Wed, 19 Aug 2015 00:38:04 UTC en